Blog | Ben Keaton / All I'm Saying

Dec 29, 20194 min

I lost my virginity to a drug dealing nurse

You know when someone says 'Don't touch that plate, it's hot' but you do and it really stings. Imagine that burn but on your nob - FOREVER.

Dec 22, 20192 min

THE DEATH OF HEINRICH

This Christmas sees the death of Heinrich, a fantasy servant I summon when I need cheering up.

Dec 18, 20193 min

FATHER TED - A BUNCH OF Wierdos

Dancing priests, Nazi sympathizers, horny milkmen, vindictive bishops, mind-numbing bores, the list is deliciously endless.

Dec 7, 20194 min

Father Ted - Looking back

Better to be a small part of something perfect than a big part of something shite. (Creating the character Father Austin Purcell )

Nov 27, 20194 min

MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND WAS A TREE

In Ireland, we had 20 years of the '50s. The '60s just never happened. I remember having a very loud shirt - but sex - no.

Nov 24, 20193 min

GOING BACK- and dreading it

Being an actor is a joyful agony. Every day is exciting, exhausting and fulfilling but it is grade A heroin. Totally addictive.

Nov 4, 20191 min

3 Poems TO MAKE YOU HORNY

3 wonderful poems, just rude enough to be pleasureable.

Oct 22, 20193 min

What I learned about SEX-ON THE INTERNET

The problem with the word HORNY, is that it is the comedy version of aroused. A combination of vulgarity and titillation but on the www

Oct 18, 20192 min

Poetry! Are you out of your feckin mind!

After having spent the last two years writing corporate nonsense about fire extinguishers and women's clothing I'm delighted to do something