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I lost my virginity to a drug dealing nurse
You know when someone says 'Don't touch that plate, it's hot' but you do and it really stings. Imagine that burn but on your nob - FOREVER.

Ben Keaton
Dec 29, 20194 min read
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THE DEATH OF HEINRICH
This Christmas sees the death of Heinrich, a fantasy servant I summon when I need cheering up.

Ben Keaton
Dec 22, 20192 min read
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FATHER TED - A BUNCH OF Wierdos
Dancing priests, Nazi sympathizers, horny milkmen, vindictive bishops, mind-numbing bores, the list is deliciously endless.

Ben Keaton
Dec 18, 20193 min read
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Father Ted - Looking back
Better to be a small part of something perfect than a big part of something shite. (Creating the character Father Austin Purcell )

Ben Keaton
Dec 7, 20194 min read
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MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND WAS A TREE
In Ireland, we had 20 years of the '50s. The '60s just never happened. I remember having a very loud shirt - but sex - no.

Ben Keaton
Nov 27, 20194 min read
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GOING BACK- and dreading it
Being an actor is a joyful agony. Every day is exciting, exhausting and fulfilling but it is grade A heroin. Totally addictive.

Ben Keaton
Nov 24, 20193 min read
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3 Poems TO MAKE YOU HORNY
3 wonderful poems, just rude enough to be pleasureable.

Ben Keaton
Nov 4, 20191 min read
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What I learned about SEX-ON THE INTERNET
The problem with the word HORNY, is that it is the comedy version of aroused. A combination of vulgarity and titillation but on the www

Ben Keaton
Oct 22, 20193 min read
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Poetry! Are you out of your feckin mind!
After having spent the last two years writing corporate nonsense about fire extinguishers and women's clothing I'm delighted to do something

Ben Keaton
Oct 18, 20192 min read
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