Ben KeatonDec 29, 20194 minI lost my virginity to a drug dealing nurseYou know when someone says 'Don't touch that plate, it's hot' but you do and it really stings. Imagine that burn but on your nob - FOREVER.
Ben KeatonDec 22, 20192 minTHE DEATH OF HEINRICH This Christmas sees the death of Heinrich, a fantasy servant I summon when I need cheering up.
Ben KeatonDec 18, 20193 minFATHER TED - A BUNCH OF WierdosDancing priests, Nazi sympathizers, horny milkmen, vindictive bishops, mind-numbing bores, the list is deliciously endless.
Ben KeatonDec 7, 20194 minFather Ted - Looking backBetter to be a small part of something perfect than a big part of something shite. (Creating the character Father Austin Purcell )