You know when someone says 'Don't touch that plate, it's hot' but you do and it really stings. Imagine that burn but on your nob - FOREVER.

In Ireland, we had 20 years of the '50s. The '60s just never happened. I remember having a very loud shirt - but sex - no.

The problem with the word HORNY, is that it is the comedy version of aroused. A combination of vulgarity and titillation but on the www

After having spent the last two years writing corporate nonsense about fire extinguishers and women's clothing I'm delighted to do something