Sex

Dec 29, 20194 min read

I lost my virginity to a drug dealing nurse

You know when someone says 'Don't touch that plate, it's hot' but you do and it really stings. Imagine that burn but on your nob - FOREVER.

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Nov 27, 20194 min read

MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND WAS A TREE

In Ireland, we had 20 years of the '50s. The '60s just never happened. I remember having a very loud shirt - but sex - no.

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Oct 22, 20193 min read

What I learned about SEX-ON THE INTERNET

The problem with the word HORNY, is that it is the comedy version of aroused. A combination of vulgarity and titillation but on the www

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Oct 18, 20192 min read

Poetry! Are you out of your feckin mind!

After having spent the last two years writing corporate nonsense about fire extinguishers and women's clothing I'm delighted to do something

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