Ben KeatonDec 29, 20194 minI lost my virginity to a drug dealing nurseYou know when someone says 'Don't touch that plate, it's hot' but you do and it really stings. Imagine that burn but on your nob - FOREVER.
Ben KeatonNov 27, 20194 minMY FIRST GIRLFRIEND WAS A TREEIn Ireland, we had 20 years of the '50s. The '60s just never happened. I remember having a very loud shirt - but sex - no.
Ben KeatonOct 22, 20193 minWhat I learned about SEX-ON THE INTERNETThe problem with the word HORNY, is that it is the comedy version of aroused. A combination of vulgarity and titillation but on the www
Ben KeatonOct 18, 20192 minPoetry! Are you out of your feckin mind!After having spent the last two years writing corporate nonsense about fire extinguishers and women's clothing I'm delighted to do something