Life

Dec 29, 20194 min read

I lost my virginity to a drug dealing nurse

You know when someone says 'Don't touch that plate, it's hot' but you do and it really stings. Imagine that burn but on your nob - FOREVER.

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Dec 22, 20192 min read

THE DEATH OF HEINRICH

This Christmas sees the death of Heinrich, a fantasy servant I summon when I need cheering up.

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Dec 18, 20193 min read

FATHER TED - A BUNCH OF Wierdos

Dancing priests, Nazi sympathizers, horny milkmen, vindictive bishops, mind-numbing bores, the list is deliciously endless.

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Dec 7, 20194 min read

Father Ted - Looking back

Better to be a small part of something perfect than a big part of something shite. (Creating the character Father Austin Purcell )

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Nov 27, 20194 min read

MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND WAS A TREE

In Ireland, we had 20 years of the '50s. The '60s just never happened. I remember having a very loud shirt - but sex - no.

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Nov 24, 20193 min read

GOING BACK- and dreading it

Being an actor is a joyful agony. Every day is exciting, exhausting and fulfilling but it is grade A heroin. Totally addictive.

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Oct 18, 20192 min read

Poetry! Are you out of your feckin mind!

After having spent the last two years writing corporate nonsense about fire extinguishers and women's clothing I'm delighted to do something

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